The Mapping of a Cat's Brain
The Mapping of a Cat's Brain
Here is a diagram of the feline brain. They've finally located the short circuit that "makes a purring kitty an arm-shredding maniac in two seconds." This is an error on the diagrammer's part. It's actually 0.003 seconds.
They also seem to have left out that huge section of the brain that causes the fascination with whatever is on the other side of closed doors. Even if the cat has just COME from wherever the door leads to, he can't help the overpowering curiosity that there might be Something Going On over there.
Here is a diagram of the feline brain. They've finally located the short circuit that "makes a purring kitty an arm-shredding maniac in two seconds." This is an error on the diagrammer's part. It's actually 0.003 seconds.
They also seem to have left out that huge section of the brain that causes the fascination with whatever is on the other side of closed doors. Even if the cat has just COME from wherever the door leads to, he can't help the overpowering curiosity that there might be Something Going On over there.
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