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You are freakishly rich! But you didn't know it!
None of us know that we are freakishly rich, and it's all P. Diddy's fault. He bought a man to hold an umbrella over his head when it's sunny out. He takes baths in Cristal. He wipes his butt with $5000-an-ounce caviar. He drives a Pepsi truck.
People like him buy $100,000 toy cars for their four-year-olds. So any time you think you're spoiled because you go through the drive-through or use paper plates instead of real ones, um, you're not.
No, you still are. Psych!
You are freakishly rich! But you didn't know it!
None of us know that we are freakishly rich, and it's all P. Diddy's fault. He bought a man to hold an umbrella over his head when it's sunny out. He takes baths in Cristal. He wipes his butt with $5000-an-ounce caviar. He drives a Pepsi truck.
People like him buy $100,000 toy cars for their four-year-olds. So any time you think you're spoiled because you go through the drive-through or use paper plates instead of real ones, um, you're not.
No, you still are. Psych!
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