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I have nothing of interest or import to discuss! Nothing at all happened! I am boring!
So go to Ain't It Cool instead of here. Did you know that Sylvester Stallone is making Rocky 6? SIX!!!
WTF? Is it set in a nursing home?
Speaking of nursing homes, you know, those tattoos will look weird when you're ninety and they're washing your butt. "What was this supposed to be when you got it? Is it a... It's broccoli, right? It's a head of broccoli!" "That's Tweety Bird! Get out of my room, you damn whippersnappers!" (We'll all start saying "whippersnappers" when we get older.)
What am I saying! The Dutch will come and suicide-assist us before we need help washing our butts.
I have nothing of interest or import to discuss! Nothing at all happened! I am boring!
So go to Ain't It Cool instead of here. Did you know that Sylvester Stallone is making Rocky 6? SIX!!!
WTF? Is it set in a nursing home?
Speaking of nursing homes, you know, those tattoos will look weird when you're ninety and they're washing your butt. "What was this supposed to be when you got it? Is it a... It's broccoli, right? It's a head of broccoli!" "That's Tweety Bird! Get out of my room, you damn whippersnappers!" (We'll all start saying "whippersnappers" when we get older.)
What am I saying! The Dutch will come and suicide-assist us before we need help washing our butts.
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