That Building Looks Like a Wang

World's 10 Tallest Buildings - SkyscraperPage.com

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For normal people, you should just go there to observe how the International Finance Centre in Hong Kong looks just like a gigantic wang. Those Chinese women must laugh and laugh, thinking how this could get built without anybody saying something. If they'd had a woman on the design team, she'd have said something, like, "Hey, don't you think this kind of looks like a gigantic wang or something?!?!?"

Once you start thinking along those lines, man! All the other buildings look EXTREMELY PAINFUL and FRIGHTENING. All those spikes sticking up out of them? Keep your skyscrapers in your pants, you cities!

Also, looking at these world's tallest buildings, it becomes clear: The Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur are CHEATING. Having those two prongs sticking up does not make them taller than the Sears Tower! The Sears Tower has prongs, too! If we're including prongs, the Sears Tower should win over ALL the other buildings!

Just keep those prongs away from me, please.