With You Always - Jebus is Such a Perv

Jesus-With You Always

Wow. I must say, is this were really a representation of how Jesus spends all His time, then the Son of God really, REALLY needs a better hobby. It's a series of drawings depicting our pal Jebus hovering over people in their daily activities. And when I say "hovering," I don't mean, like, levitating. I mean the kind of hovering your boss does. You know, when he wants to pretend he knows what's involved in the tasks you're working on, and he hangs around, gawking over your shoulder. (Hi, Bob!)

The artist really is talented. I mean, Larry had never drawn anything before, when he was struck in the middle of the night by a clear, vivid impression that he had ten years to create these Very Special drawings. It's what you'd have to describe as a calling. (Unless you wanted to be more realistic and just call it a whim. Or a flight of fancy. Fancy!)

He studied up on how to draw, and rented a Jesusy-looking guy to be a model for him. The model he picked turned out to be (gasp!) 33 years old -- the exact age of Jesus when he died. Clearly, it's miracle.

Hey! Looking at the website again, I noticed: Larry is from Niceville, Florida! That has got to be a pleasant place to live.