Is... Julie Chen... Defective? Houseguests.... Your... Answers?
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It seems unlikely, but I believe Julie Chen's "reporting" is actually getting worse. On Big Brother, it takes upwards of ten minutes now for her to spit out an entire twelve-word sentence, mostly due to the long, "dramatic" pauses. Partly it's due to the way she forgets the end of the sentence she's on before she gets to the middle. This might be caused by a glitch in her programming, or possibly a loose cable in her casing.
Most people usually improve in their professions as they mature and grow and get plastic surgery to make themselves look less ethnic. I know I did!
But somehow, Julie is getting more wooden and robot-like as time progresses. Maybe she's distracted by the stiffness from the Botoxing of her forehead, and she forgets how to speak naturally.
She was never exactly very bright. The Media Research Center, a conservative website and self-proclaimed "America's Media Watchdog," reports on the television news shows that display the biggest batches of stupid. Here's a lovely example of our Miss Chen in action in 2001:
The Early Show’s Julie Chen wondered if businesses were really allowed to set their own prices. "I’m getting less chips [but] paying the same amount of money," she asked, "Is that legal for them to do this?"
No, Julie. It's not legal. Why would a business be allowed to decide on its own how much to offer a product for sale? This isn't some crazy godless capitalism!
Okay, so, to recap: Julie Chen is a robot, Julie Chen is stupid, Julie Chen had plastic surgery, the plastic surgeon did a great job and she's lovely, I hate Julie Chen, and... dramatic... pauses... are... for people without any actual journalistic ability. Yep, that covers it.
posted by annekat at
2:53 AM
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ROFL
set yer own prices? When did businesses get the right to do that?
I thought the gubmit set all pricing!
Dear gods, I can't believe she said that on tv. Sounds like they missed a perfect opportunity to dump a glob of green slime on her head.
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Anonymous, at 5:35 AM
hey who do you want to be voted back on... we are pulling for K(a)(e)yser...
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Jamie, at 12:06 PM
What up Kayser!
What up Kayser!
The Fiendship is teh Creepy!
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annekat, at 4:45 PM
How did the stupidity of Julie Chen turn into a matter of voting and then anti-bush sentiment?
If you try to suggest it's related to stupidity, I'll remind you of Al Gore's "I invented the internet".
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Anonymous, at 6:29 PM
Personally, I'm very sad that Walken isn't really running in 2008. The USA needs more cowbell.
More! Cowbell!
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annekat, at 11:41 AM
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annekat, at 11:41 AM
Did you read Walken's platform at walken2008.com? Well, it's not Walken's. But faux-Walken's.
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annekat, at 11:44 AM
Well, J, you obviously have a chip on your shoulder.
I asked why we had to bring politics into this slam against chen, and you decided to make a political speech.
Personally, regardless of how the dictionary defines "liberalism" or "concervatism", the terms are accepted to be the sides of the political spectrums. An "extreme" liberal is usually believed to be someone who believes the life of a tree is more important than the life of a human. (I use the term human here because some extreme liberals believe trees are people too.)
As well, an extreme conservative is believed to be a gun mad maniac who hides in the woods with 40 friends waiting for the gubmit to try to take them out.
Regardless if what you believe the terms mean, I don't think this is the proper forum for a party bashing discussion, as much as I deem your views on bush to be more caused by your party affiliation than actual facts.
Btw, me? I'm libertarian, or possibly known as Propertarian. Basically it means no one has the right to take away my rights to my property, and my property starts with my own life. Also means no one should be able to mess with your life. Especially the gubmint. Free trade is definitely something with which the gubmit shouldn't be able to interfere.
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