Bugonmyleg! Bug! On! My! Leg!
I just felt something brush my leg. For some reason, my first response to this is always the same: I panic, and think it's a bug.
It's never a bug. It's almost always the cats. On occasion, it's my imagination... Probably a sign of encroaching dementia. (Or dementia that's already fully croached, but that's another story.)
This time, yes, it was the cat. It was Nitwit, the super-skittish kittenlike cat who adopted me when she was a feral, smelly, underfed, uncivilized baby mudball who snuck into my house in search of free food, and safety from river critters. She got stuck with me, and has probably lost her outdoor skills. But how often does she really need to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together anyway, now that she lives in a house?
She's still super-skittish. And, of course, when I felt her fur brushing my leg, I jerked it away in sudden surprise and panic. I gasped in so much air, I'm amazed I didn't have a coughing fit.
But Nitwit! She actually leaped backwards six full feet! She landed, back arched, claws in full attack readiness. Her ears were back, her eyes wide, her tail bushed out... Damn, it almost made me want to panic more often, just so I can see her freak out in response.
She's skittish, she's kittenish... Should I call it "skittenish?" Could that catch on?
Damn it! It happened again! Darn you, Foofoo! I think I'll go to bed, just so my heart doesn't asplode.
It's never a bug. It's almost always the cats. On occasion, it's my imagination... Probably a sign of encroaching dementia. (Or dementia that's already fully croached, but that's another story.)
This time, yes, it was the cat. It was Nitwit, the super-skittish kittenlike cat who adopted me when she was a feral, smelly, underfed, uncivilized baby mudball who snuck into my house in search of free food, and safety from river critters. She got stuck with me, and has probably lost her outdoor skills. But how often does she really need to start a fire by rubbing two sticks together anyway, now that she lives in a house?
She's still super-skittish. And, of course, when I felt her fur brushing my leg, I jerked it away in sudden surprise and panic. I gasped in so much air, I'm amazed I didn't have a coughing fit.
But Nitwit! She actually leaped backwards six full feet! She landed, back arched, claws in full attack readiness. Her ears were back, her eyes wide, her tail bushed out... Damn, it almost made me want to panic more often, just so I can see her freak out in response.
She's skittish, she's kittenish... Should I call it "skittenish?" Could that catch on?
Damn it! It happened again! Darn you, Foofoo! I think I'll go to bed, just so my heart doesn't asplode.
posted by annekat at
3:56 AM
2 Comments:
Breakdown of similar things happening to me:
90% of the time, nothing is there.
10% of the time, it's MY cat.
10% of the time, it's really a bug. ACK.
Yes, it adds up to 110%. But, if freaking Sports people can have 110%, SO CAN I!
Stupid sports programs, always messing up my favorite tv shows. /grumble
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Anonymous, at 2:19 AM
I sometimes think the cats only do it to mess with us. Or maybe sometimes for revenge for not petting them enough. Foofoo is like that. She requires a certain amount of petting, and she becomes displeased when her petting is not sufficient.
She's a Foohead 120% of the time!
By
annekat, at 2:44 PM
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