The Cats Will Laugh Their Asses Off

If you have a Doberman, or a Pit Bull, or any other ginormous, scary breed of dog that people fear because they might bite someone's face off, you need this.

Now you can glue fake fur pieces on your dog, and add a little black face paint, and presto! You are good to go even to fancy park picnics among the High Society snooty people, because your dog won't scare anybody now. He will be disguised as a poodle!

The only problem is, your dog is perfectly able to take you down, and he just might, if he gets a look at himself in the mirror.

And yes, I am only posting this at the request of my cats! And yes... they're laughing their asses off.