Gravity is a Plot By the Liberal Media

The Swift Report: Foes of Evolution Set Sights on New Target: Gravity

At last, a growing movement of concerned parents is working to discredit gravity. It's just a theory, and teaching it in schools as if it's really an immutable law of physics is crap. It's unfair to the students that don't believe in gravity.

Read this informative article for yourself. Then lobby your politicians.