Spammers Won't Get You Now, My Precious

Spamgourmet

My precious, precious email address... All the dirty spammers want your addresses. The legitimate sites you go to want them, too, sometimes. But you can give 'em the old fakeout. You can give them a FAKE email address... but it still will let one email through to you. Or two. Or whatever, you can decide!

Spamgourmet lets you give a disposable email address to anybody you want. You can have as many as you want, and give a unique one to every site you visit. And you never have to do anything at Spamgourmet again. You just make up an email address IN YOUR HEAD. They don't have to know what it is! They take care of it for you anyway!

And the spamming creepballs will NEVER be able to see the REAL you! MWUH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH! They can "harvest" your email address, but it will avail them of NAUGHT! NAUGHT, I say! You won't be bothered! You will never even SEE their nasty spam!

I'm going to go now, and listen to the happy singing in my head. La la la la la!