Tsunamis Are All the Rage, of Earth I Mean

Now that everybody knows what a tsunami is, we all agree: we don't like them. Funny how there weren't widespread tsunami alerts before, you know, that one big tsunami.

Used to be that earthquakes were just earthquakes. But Mother Earth is just that pissed at us, I guess. Or at least, that's the best explanation most people REALLY believe. Because now, nobody believes that dumb science stuff anymore.

That's old fashioned! Go back to your lab, science nerds! We're all into crystals now! They can cure your cancer and you can buy them on the internets! Also porn.