Boobies Equal Ratings?

Fox has a new show called "Stacked."

Can't you just imagine the network suits in the meeting where they came up with that idea? "Gee... let's put Pamela Anderson on a show. She's got gigantic chongas. Chongas equals ratings!"

"Yeah... yeah... I'm with you. But what can we CALL it, without giving people the erroneous impression that the show is about more than just Pamela Anderson's rack? If they think it's got an actual story line, they'll be afraid it will distract from her humongous ta-tas, and they might not tune in!"

"Don't be stupid! Of COURSE they'll tune in! Even if there WERE actual dialog and plotlines, there's still the enormous rack. But just in case, we'll call it, oh, "Boobies!"

"The FCC will bounce it immediately. We can't get away with that."

"Okay... 'Stacked'!"

"Good! Note for later: better get an extra camera. We'll want one just for the show's stars. Uh, star."