I See Ugly People!

Ugly people dot com.

I feel bad for even posting this... Oh, well!

If you've been looking at The Daily Kitten too much, and you're over-cuted and need relief, why then this site will probably do the trick.

But ugly isn't bad... There's nothing wrong with ugly! We need ugly, to remind us that beauty isn't so goldarn important. Right? Right!

You know what? On second thought, don't go to that site. I think it's run by people who are ugly hearted. I feel a bit more ugly inside now, just from visiting.

Where's that darn kitten site?

The Cats Will Laugh Their Asses Off

If you have a Doberman, or a Pit Bull, or any other ginormous, scary breed of dog that people fear because they might bite someone's face off, you need this.

Now you can glue fake fur pieces on your dog, and add a little black face paint, and presto! You are good to go even to fancy park picnics among the High Society snooty people, because your dog won't scare anybody now. He will be disguised as a poodle!

The only problem is, your dog is perfectly able to take you down, and he just might, if he gets a look at himself in the mirror.

And yes, I am only posting this at the request of my cats! And yes... they're laughing their asses off.

Why Are We Still Watching Big Brother, Anyway?

Dingo's Hamster Watch - Big Brother 6

I probably shouldn't even admit I watch this show. But SOMEBODY'S watching, because why is this blargle still on the air, otherwise? (Why is it still on, even if people ARE watching?!? God, isn't CBS embarassed? They used to be the Tiffany network. I don't know who or what is rolling in their graves, but somebody's gotta be.)

But please, please, can somebody tell me what the deal is with James' eyebrows? Why do they look so creepy? He looks like Joey did on that one Friends episode, where he got his eyebrows shaped. And they only did one at first because it hurt too bad and he wussed out.

While he had one eyebrow still natural, it underscored how insanely creepy the waxed one looked. Not that I'm against getting rid of a unibrow, for example... But I think some guys just go too far.

And I just don't understand why more people don't mention that James looks creepy and weird. Every time I see him, I can't stop staring at his eyebrows.

I can't even get into all the OTHER reasons this is Not Good TV. I'm too busy reading about it at HamsterWatch, and watching the live feeds. (Just kidding! I'd never pay for the live feeds!)

Must Love Dogs... must TRY, at least

I've been away. I've been... puppy-sitting. My friend took her four kids and husband away to (snerk) Camp Crystal Lake, Wisconsin. (Snerk!) Fortunately, it wasn't Friday the thirteenth. They're not decapitated or mangled or anything. Yay! Yay for not being mangled!

So, I hung out at their house, because they have a puppy, and they couldn't find a place that would board puppies. And anyway, the bird, the hamster, the rabbit, the three cats and the six kittens would have had to fend for themselves.

So, I puppy-sat. And I must say, as nice as those dogs are, they aren't trained up too well. And I think my brain will convulse in aneurysms if I stand up and a dog leaps on my back one more time. They... must think they're training for the circus. Which is fine, because I will probably FLING their little tails far enough to REACH the nearest big top next time that happens. Okay, that doesn't make a lot of sense, but you have to give me a break on it... My brain has been convulsing! In aneurysms! Which I don't know if I'm spelling right! And that adds to my pain!

For more information on brain aneurysms, please visit the Brain Aneurysm Foundation. Or not, really, it's not really that funny of a site.